the trick to life is to sneeze constantly

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McDonalds stopped selling milkshakes in the UK so that their products don’t get thrown at fascists. The next step is obvious. Throw Big Macs at fascists. Throw every McDonalds food item at fascists and they will go out of business in a week.

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yeah... look i just can't come in today.. I'm super sorry but im completely pinned down. yeah thanks.

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"We'll figure out the formula for eternal night one day"
-@webweaver

Am I burying prey in them and then forgetting?

I keep finding bones in my plant pots and I have no idea why.

okay we're back from the follow-up at the vet and I'm gonna go back to sleep now

when Galadrial said

instead of a dark lord you will have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, strong as the foundations of the earth! all shall live me and dispair!

I really felt that.

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People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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Monstrous Church

An LGBTQIA+ and kin friendly instance for monsters to convene and share tips for devouring humanity and socialize.