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If you haven't accidentally electrocuted yourself taking apart electronics then we can't date.

@violet
Hmm. I'll have to think about that. Shit's dangerous ya know

@it i've almost started a fire from doing so before, does that count? (it was one of those cheap chinese-made electric scooter things)

@Frinkeldoodle
Hell yes, fire is basically just electricity but fun.,

@it i remember being like 13 and taking apart my new playstation to install a mod chip and discharging all the capacitors in to my hand

@polymerwitch
Damn that is almost exactly the perfect situation to accidentally electrocute oneself, you wanna grab cofe sometime?

@polymerwitch
Valid. It is way too hot to like, be alive rn and I would v much like to fight the sun.

@it You've posted so many of these I feel like you're trying to narrow it down to the *one true person who can date you*. Like process of elimination, oh there they are

@it @Laura_I If you're not Paul Rudd and Sigourney Weaver dating each other in an alternate timeline, then we can't date

@it Yeah, you've severely limited your dating pool lol

@Laura_I
One day Paul Rudd will be mine. One day...

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